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November 11, 2003

Not everyone can cyber.

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j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

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j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

BiGxDaDDe: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

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BiGxDaDDe: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

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BiGxDaDDe: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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BiGxDaDDe: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

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BiGxDaDDe: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

BiGxDaDDe: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

BiGxDaDDe: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

BiGxDaDDe: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

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BiGxDaDDe: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

BiGxDaDDe: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

BiGxDaDDe: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

BiGxDaDDe: Baby?

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